Saturday, July 5, 2008

Should I Work At A Strip Club?

UN'OFFERTA CHE NON SI PUO' RIFIUTARE (grazie Paolo)

Ahh .. It was a bit 'that I did a port seratone so exaggerated .... still have marks on him, I have sores on their backs that look like lashes ... you will say, "the six pocurate like you?" I will reply: "I have not idea." I also lost my phone, but I assure you, worth it. Last night we went out on July 4: I, Paul, Alexis, Gegg, mario, pine, drive and Alexandria, and we went to a pub where there was a unique offer in Scauri on beer: with only 12 € you had a right to sandwich and .... listen, listen, all the beer you wanted to 24.00 pm 21e30! (Remember if it was not for Paul we would never leave, because nobody was aware of this offer so advantageous). We had talked about this last night and we were almost in disbelief, we wondered: "is it true? but will definitely re na beer shit .." Who came out muttering, "not some wagliù them", or "Paul bbuono .... but did you see?" The fact is that we went. We arrived at about 22 and 22e30 already had a liter in the body ... you think you sedevate Giarretta empty and the beer was going to stock up on your own .... that is, the pin you alone! None of the customers could compete with our relentless thirst, less than one, was a man in his forties that whenever we went to refuel, he at least double and we undaunted quaff all in a minute and then again ... . so until 24. However, at some point, we ended up in the midst of a farewell celibacy, with Brazilian cheering male audience, and we gathered to toast with a stranger with phrases like "in Patan and Veronica" (The Brazilian). Basically it was that this offered us sonosciuto (entrance) and chips that Veronica had left in the pot, saying: "in Patan and Veronica," we accept answering "amen." (Maronna and how many laughs). Unfortunately midnight and comes off the stem, for which he had finished the beer on offer, but not happy I had to buy another because I was robbed last pint glass from another stranger, who has a rash on my condor the beer while I was sipping (well, how did ...). At end of the evening in the pub we go out and head to the beach with more than 2 liters of beer per person in the body. What we wanted at that point dela evening to recover? A dip in the sea and no pants ... we were half an hour splashing around in the water and vrotarci ground as many sows. Then, after the shit by the guardian of the shore, finally decided to leave. Unfortunately I had to lose the jewel of phone I had, because in 'drunk who knows where I abandoned (poor). Comuque was a beautiful evening and I hope that there will be many others as well.

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