Divertissement balsamic vinegar, Prologue:
as every Wednesday while I devote myself more fully, culinary experimentation for the twelfth consecutive time trying to convince a quail garnished with a real one with the help of hypnosis ( The "I" of Quail - ed. The guinea € 24) I called the drafting of the Gambero Rosso, asking me to go to Turin and write a piece on the eighth International Salone del Gusto. As in the quail as she began to stammer something self-determination of wattles, I packed his suitcase and childbirth.
The day starts at Hall No. 5, where there are Taste Workshops to exchange experiences and tastes, today the topic of the day concerns the soup cappuccino in others, then we are divided in two groups of 15 persons of which half is the cappuccino and the other with the soft croissant. Chase as a restaurateur with his Macedonian cup of cappuccino for twenty-five minutes, give up only at the booth of the Finnish kitchen, where you act in an interesting demonstration on the effectiveness of the chefs frozen dinners in the last minute (they can be reused up to ed eight times). In section Theatre of Taste - Taste of the theater was prepared an amphitheater of marzipan sixty places, where the chefs explain their techniques live. The Japanese kendo Oira shows back a wild boar without hurting his pride, while the Russian Ivan Kudiakov with the help of the Red plug a sperm whale in foil only with the help of the feet and a toothpick ash. But forget about the Chinese Kwena Loong who carried out the kung fu moves very useful (it seems) to convince the horse Tibetans to give away their own threads without fuss. He also learned how to insulate a ceiling with the bacon in place of the pillared tar, and how to use a pound of pecorino di Fossa counterpart in a kidnapping. But the highlight is the use of Sardinian and fontina cheese with worms as biological weapons. Tired but happy, I refreshed the stand chef Greenland Lapku Ukko , greedily sucking an icicle monk seal and putting the curlers flavored with cardamom to a musk ox. I close my tour of the delicious flavors of the world stand in Tibet, where a Yeti crazy water forces me to belch white hairs until dawn. I look astonished the section where the American fast food Gennaro Auricchio Smith prepares his Cheesburger inflatable (without cucumber ed. ). From Mozzarella World, you can taste the delicious mozzarella di bufala campana phosphors produced in the soils of landfills confiscated from the mafia. A bit stronger flavor, but very useful if you stay in the dark on the ring road and you have laundry. In the debates, we see a very interesting symposium on sexual problems of clementines after the process of self-determination of pink grapefruit, and then ask the gods how to cook the best Padugno "Von Ribbentrop" without me jumping in the air oven, The Boolean and especially of the Mongivedro "Buscetta" without having to set up. I follow a celestial music until the 'Concerts Area, where a string quartet and harpsichord playing works by Bach, Pergolesi, and Arcangelo Corelli with Hungarian salami instead of bows and sheet music (original) on sheets of culatello 700. A fine evening with a dark booth Valsodda the 1998 wines, and since a bottle costs as a Maserati I am convinced (I) that there are echoes in the scent of cinnamon, Echo Valley Brembana, grape Venuglia and oil for diesel engines , not to mention the aftertaste of plum val Gomera, vanilla lizards, and toes of Monte Rubbiaglio Crusaglie smoked Soverato, Sienna and Dado Knorr, but also a voice from the back of the bottle says she loves me, wants to get married and that never fake an orgasm. In the evening, I find far invested € 300 spent on "Petit Patat" to gorge themselves with plates of Jean Loius Flou, French chef known for the generosity of its portions, which serves directly on a microscope slide. Digest and greet friends stand coordinated by the Indian chef Baamshi Bado, which won the critics' award, thanks to very cheap fast food chain " From Gandhi empty plates Takeaway .
Epilogue:
quail on my return has not yet been trimmed, and in return I thank you for having made him regain some self-esteem and a new awareness of himself and tells me about the divided self and second topic. I shall refer to the wattles, which renounces because now it is accepted as to is, then, greeting, flying north, where it will join a flock of mallards frozen.
" we are not what we believe to be, but what we eat, or how we prepared for the worst"
Roy Hobbs, 1994.
